Need a Fake ID? No Problem! Just use our handy kit to create your own... Now that the City of San Francisco has approved the use of Mexico-issued identification as semi-official, we see no reason to stop there. Let a thousand identity systems bloom! If you weren't paying attention, the Mexican consulate in San Francisco has been swamped with hundreds of people lined out the door every day for months in order to get a "matricula consulare" identification card. Of course, only illegal aliens would use such a clearly bogus piece of paper, so its possession is a Big Hint to law enforcement authorities. Still, Mexican consulates in other cities have also had enormous crowds requesting the IDs because banks and other such institutions are willing to accept the specious identity cards. In the spirit of creativity now prevalent in identification, we humbly submit the Fredonian ID card, for use wherever authorities will accept it. (Neither Limits to Growth nor Fredonia officials guarantee its acceptance or legality.) Alien? Don't worry! Just fill in your info and put a photo of yourself in the indicated spot — then you will be ready for borders from here to Juarez! History buffs will remember that the tiny country of Fredonia and its unique culture were explored in the Marx Brothers documentary, “Duck Soup.” Please consult it for more information about the fascinating cultural practices of the Fredonians. Hail, Hail, Fredonia! Long may it wave! — B.W.